Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Pussy and Guns

Pussy and Guns is a fun title, I might talk about Pussy, I might talk about guns, or I might not talk about either.  Pussy and Guns never get old, they've been around for soooo long and people get really riled up over both.  We protect the pussy with laws, thats such an odd thing, same goes for guns but thats a bit more understandable I guess, guns can kill, but so can pussy.  Not everyone deserves a pussy, some people should simply be denied one, like a credit card.  You can do a lot of damage with a pussy; give people aids and all sorts of fucked up diseases, birth defects, heart aches, loss of self esteem, make a nigga broke, fuck up a family, blue balls....it goes on.  NOW, if given to the right person, pussy can make a nigga a lot of money, bring a family together(You got yo self some good pussy right there) everyone will be raving about it, like a good meal, all sickness will be cured because that's what good pussy does, your kids will come out BEAUTIFUL, like seeing your car come out the wash after they put a few layers of turtle wax on that bitch.

Guns, guns have saved a lot of lives, and they've taken a lot as well.  In the right hands, guns are great, they can bring Independence, good meals, blankets, shoes, socks, belts, boots and more. I wouldn't have half the shit I have if it weren't for guns, I wouldn't have grown up they way I did, I might have been a ricksha driver in Delhi for all I know. Like it or not, guns have won a lot of battles that have given us a lot of good shit. For example, without guns we wouldn't have hicks, and without hicks,  we would have to do a lot of shitty things, like loose teeth, get knocked up at rodeo after parties, and fight wars. And without guns we wouldn't have shows like Duck Dynasty which are absolutely retarded but amazing. Don't you realize how great guns are now?!!! Don't you see, guns just make these peoples' lives worthwhile, because without them, they'd be absolutely lost, and they'd just start fucking up societies natural rhythm.  What would they do?  You see, now that they have their true calling, they're out of our hair, SO PLEASE, PLEASE don't take away their guns, cus the last thing we want is to be surrounded with people in camouflage gear and missing teeth, taking our temperature, giving us prescriptions, performing surgery, baby sitting our kids, giving us oral surgery, representing us in court, or sleeping with our wives.      

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